Sabbatical

I think it's time for me to take a break and reevaluate my zeal for celebrity gossip before I become completely irrelevant. Goodbye, indefinitely.

Peace & Love,
Corneilius
this is hilarious. bout to copy paste. this poste mike make no sense.



NEW YORK — Three people were arrested and six others hurt Saturday after bedlam broke out while they waited to audition for "America's Next Top Model," police said.

Police didn't know what prompted the chaos involving hundreds of people outside the Park Central New York hotel in Manhattan. The panic left the street outside the hotel littered with shoes and clothing, according to news reports.

"It was pretty scary," Jessica Paravati told WNYW-TV. She said she was caught up in a stampede after waiting on line overnight, hoping for a shot at stardom on the reality show.

Two women and a man were arrested on disorderly conduct charges, police said. Authorities also shut down the audition, saying it wasn't properly organized.

Four injured people declined treatment, while two others were taken to a hospital, the fire department said. Their conditions weren't immediately available.

The phone rang unanswered at the hotel, and representatives for The CW Network, which airs the show, didn't immediately return calls.

The model competition is hosted by supermodel Tyra Banks, who also serves as its executive producer. The current season began March 4.

Her agent and publicist didn't immediately return telephone calls.

Banks has said she created the show to counter stereotypes about beauty, and Saturday's auditions were open only to women no taller than 5-foot-7, which is shorter than the industry's conventions.where is this girl's vagina? where is this guy's penis? do you think this is cool? do you think this alt cool? do you htink this is twween alt keut? do like no privates? are you asecxual? is society becoming asexual. are prirates becoming irrelevant? i mean privates,


asexuality.org don't support the cause

rectangle guitars are cool and hip

Jack White's new band called The Dead Weather. Listen here for snaky rhythms. He plays drums. Do you like? via


ok, so new bandmate Allison Mosshart isn't really that hot. just really cool and hip, especialy in top hats.

so instead, here's some random hot girl whose jpg has been on my desktop for a long time. not sure why.

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guess her name is K Forscutt, from Australia.

Jim Cramer is going on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart tonight and it's going to be AWESOME. if you haven't been keeping up with the whole Stewart-Cramer/CNBC drama i've posted all the needed videos (in reverse chronological order) to catch up... including the latest of Jimbob on Martha Stewart seen here.


ANCHOR WAR preview (wed. March 11th)





















In Cramer We Trust (Mon. March 9)





















Cramer whines on Today Show (tues. March 10th)



Jon on David Letterman (thu. March 5) - Fast Forward to 4:59



The Orginal that started it all (wed. March 4th)

This Condition Raids Rooms on Room Raiders 2.0

Anthony Gets Help From His Band Mates ...


http://www.mtv.com/videos/misc/345083/christinas-room.jhtml#id=1605857

Get this: an insider from This Condition tells me ROOM RAIDERS is completely scripted! ALL FAKE!

UPDATE: just click the goddarn link cuz embed isn't workin'

i dont play videogames anymore (because i'm too mature[and bc some douche stole all my xbox games last year])

BUT ... Bethesda is releasing this awesome looking video game later this month for Xbox that "allows you to travel to the post-apocalyptic remains of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania and become embroiled in a conflict between slaves and their Raider masters."


BOOOYEAH! i'm totally buying this. wait. shit. i dont have a 360. fuck.



Then, WPXI made him hang out with Steely McBeam

Pose with 500 hundred WPXI employees, including Penny Finnegan

And wrapped it up with Pgh city council president naming June 1st Conan O'Brien day. WTF

WPXI asked him if he'd ever do a show in Pittsburgh. He replied, "Uh yes, I'd consider doing a show in Pittsburgh, it seems like a great town, lot of enthusiasm here? Uhh... there might be a little problem finding celebrity guests. We could probably get Jeff Goldblum for 3 of the 5 shows ..."

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