Rachel Ray Makes Me Feel Icky

Not only is Rachel Ray the most f'ing annoying person ever to grace a cooking show, but tonight she is doing the pleasure of spreading her annoyingness (and fugliness) to primetime television on ... ya know, i'm not even going to tell you, i don't want to accidentally promote this event.

Why do I even know this? She's the No. 1 google trend. Why? Because she is STILL f'ing talking about how she posed in FHM five years ago. Why do any of you googlers want to see her half naked?!?!? Are you fucking CRAZY? Fully clothed rachel ray makes me want to vomit enough as it is.

Ughgg. all right .whatever. here...

****WARNING... the following photos might make you feel icky, creepy, and perhaps asexual for a few moments/permanently, that is if you're not already part of the 1% (see Pitt Hosts Asexual Speaker).


Sorry I made you look at that.

and if you don't hate her as much as i do, trust me, you will in slow motion:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uG4ev4xo3Ow