Sabbatical

I think it's time for me to take a break and reevaluate my zeal for celebrity gossip before I become completely irrelevant. Goodbye, indefinitely.

Peace & Love,
Corneilius
this is hilarious. bout to copy paste. this poste mike make no sense.



NEW YORK — Three people were arrested and six others hurt Saturday after bedlam broke out while they waited to audition for "America's Next Top Model," police said.

Police didn't know what prompted the chaos involving hundreds of people outside the Park Central New York hotel in Manhattan. The panic left the street outside the hotel littered with shoes and clothing, according to news reports.

"It was pretty scary," Jessica Paravati told WNYW-TV. She said she was caught up in a stampede after waiting on line overnight, hoping for a shot at stardom on the reality show.

Two women and a man were arrested on disorderly conduct charges, police said. Authorities also shut down the audition, saying it wasn't properly organized.

Four injured people declined treatment, while two others were taken to a hospital, the fire department said. Their conditions weren't immediately available.

The phone rang unanswered at the hotel, and representatives for The CW Network, which airs the show, didn't immediately return calls.

The model competition is hosted by supermodel Tyra Banks, who also serves as its executive producer. The current season began March 4.

Her agent and publicist didn't immediately return telephone calls.

Banks has said she created the show to counter stereotypes about beauty, and Saturday's auditions were open only to women no taller than 5-foot-7, which is shorter than the industry's conventions.where is this girl's vagina? where is this guy's penis? do you think this is cool? do you think this alt cool? do you htink this is twween alt keut? do like no privates? are you asecxual? is society becoming asexual. are prirates becoming irrelevant? i mean privates,


asexuality.org don't support the cause

rectangle guitars are cool and hip

Jack White's new band called The Dead Weather. Listen here for snaky rhythms. He plays drums. Do you like? via


ok, so new bandmate Allison Mosshart isn't really that hot. just really cool and hip, especialy in top hats.

so instead, here's some random hot girl whose jpg has been on my desktop for a long time. not sure why.

aus_kforscutt.jpg
guess her name is K Forscutt, from Australia.

Jim Cramer is going on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart tonight and it's going to be AWESOME. if you haven't been keeping up with the whole Stewart-Cramer/CNBC drama i've posted all the needed videos (in reverse chronological order) to catch up... including the latest of Jimbob on Martha Stewart seen here.


ANCHOR WAR preview (wed. March 11th)





















In Cramer We Trust (Mon. March 9)





















Cramer whines on Today Show (tues. March 10th)



Jon on David Letterman (thu. March 5) - Fast Forward to 4:59



The Orginal that started it all (wed. March 4th)

This Condition Raids Rooms on Room Raiders 2.0

Anthony Gets Help From His Band Mates ...


http://www.mtv.com/videos/misc/345083/christinas-room.jhtml#id=1605857

Get this: an insider from This Condition tells me ROOM RAIDERS is completely scripted! ALL FAKE!

UPDATE: just click the goddarn link cuz embed isn't workin'

i dont play videogames anymore (because i'm too mature[and bc some douche stole all my xbox games last year])

BUT ... Bethesda is releasing this awesome looking video game later this month for Xbox that "allows you to travel to the post-apocalyptic remains of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania and become embroiled in a conflict between slaves and their Raider masters."


BOOOYEAH! i'm totally buying this. wait. shit. i dont have a 360. fuck.



Then, WPXI made him hang out with Steely McBeam

Pose with 500 hundred WPXI employees, including Penny Finnegan

And wrapped it up with Pgh city council president naming June 1st Conan O'Brien day. WTF

WPXI asked him if he'd ever do a show in Pittsburgh. He replied, "Uh yes, I'd consider doing a show in Pittsburgh, it seems like a great town, lot of enthusiasm here? Uhh... there might be a little problem finding celebrity guests. We could probably get Jeff Goldblum for 3 of the 5 shows ..."

Flaming Lips: Arcade Fire is a Fugly Slut


This shit is all over those really hip music blogs (like dis one, or dis one). Warning: only proceed if you're interested in The Flaming Lips and Arcade Fire (and if you're not, you can just block this webaddress permanently because I don't want your tasteless, mainstream eyes on my writing again [jkjk lul! {sort of}]).

About 5 and a 1/2 hours ago, as I write this, Rolling Stone's Smoking Section blog broke open some new high-school music drama. And no, I'm not talking about High School the Musical... sorry (maybe more on Vanessa Hudgens later).
*of age*

This time, RS quoted a private phone conversation with Wayne Coyne, leader of The Flaming Lips, where he says 1) the Arcade Fire are a bunch of pompous pricks, 2) they don't deserve the credit they get, and 3) they treat their fans like shit. And he drops in some big 'ol "fuck you"s in there for fun.

Within hours, Win Butler, leader of Arcade Fire, responded on his website with a i'm-going-to-be-more-mature-about-this response, citing that Wayne only met the band once and how Wayne is wont to put his foot in his mouth after criticizing other artists (see Wayne's 2oo3 opinion of Verve, Beck, and Radiohead).

So who wins?

I think no one. Because this is dumb. I can't wait for when i'm famous and Perez hilton is quoted on a private phone conversation saying i'm a prick. I can't wait to write that response! WOOT

FYI i hate perezhilton. i will try to never mention his name again. don't go to his site. he's an idiot.

i am much less of an idiot. obviously. just look at the design of this website. only a genius could... i digress.

Britney Spears Boobie Tassels

Lookin' Round the Room, I Can Tell That You

Are the most beautiful girl in the -- room
In the whole wide room

And when you're on the street
Depending on the street
I bet you are definitely in the top three
Good looking girls on the street

You're so beautiful
You could be a waitress
You're so beautiful
You could be an air hostess in the 60s
You're so beautiful
You could be a part time model


(mp3) FOTC - The Most Beautiful Girl in the Room

Rachel Ray Makes Me Feel Icky

Not only is Rachel Ray the most f'ing annoying person ever to grace a cooking show, but tonight she is doing the pleasure of spreading her annoyingness (and fugliness) to primetime television on ... ya know, i'm not even going to tell you, i don't want to accidentally promote this event.

Why do I even know this? She's the No. 1 google trend. Why? Because she is STILL f'ing talking about how she posed in FHM five years ago. Why do any of you googlers want to see her half naked?!?!? Are you fucking CRAZY? Fully clothed rachel ray makes me want to vomit enough as it is.

Ughgg. all right .whatever. here...

****WARNING... the following photos might make you feel icky, creepy, and perhaps asexual for a few moments/permanently, that is if you're not already part of the 1% (see Pitt Hosts Asexual Speaker).


Sorry I made you look at that.

and if you don't hate her as much as i do, trust me, you will in slow motion:

The ceremonious passing of the Late Night pickle from Conan O'Brien to Jimmy Fallon, will take full effect tonight at 12:35am as The Roots start crackin' and Lil Jim-bo saunters on stage. The giant pickle brings a lot of comedic responsibility, being originally passed from David Letterman to Conan O'Brien back during the 1993 takeover.

Jim-john's got a nice lineup for his first night, with Robert Dinero, Justin Timberlake (don't worry, not singing), and Van Morrison (BE EXCITED, HE IS SINGING... astral weeks to be specific).

I think I will like this Fallon show. Mostly because in an interview with The Daily Beast, Jim said he doesn't ever want to have Kanye West perform on his show. How astute, Jimmo.

Jimmy jim jom went on saying, "I don’t just want indie bands either. I want country-and-western. I want classical. As long as they’re interesting."

Cool, Jim. Maybe The Roots will be collaborating on stage with Van ...

On top of The Roots rockin' the house every show (?uest Love will supposedly be live tweeting too, right here) Jimmay says he's added a "mosh-pit area for 'the kids,' who will be allowed to come down onto the set from the audience when a musical guest or band is playing ... It’s time to see what kids look like again.”

YEAH! wait... what... kids... look like again? What the hell are you talking about, Jim.
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