Russia Way Ahead of Pregnancy Trend

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_UL9C90WkQ

Turns out that Russia is ahead of the world in one thing and one thing only: sexy pregnancies. More than a year before M.I.A.'s belly poppin' performance, t.A.T.u. did this cute little number for Russian Maxim.

And no, they're not lesbians. That was a publicity stunt (so says Wikipedia).

Check out that sexy belly button ring. I think I'm going to go vomit now.

Miss Russia Wins

Twenty-one year old Ksenya Sukhinova won the Miss World 2008 contest today. That's right. Oh yeah. Russians rule. Sort of. Check out this sexy accent:

One time there was this crazy Russian girl I briefly met in Moscow who told me she wanted to live with me for 2 weeks over Christmas break. Some critics called it a pathetic "transatlantic booty call." I thought it would be the most hilarious thing I've ever done, so I helped her get a visa. She ended up backing out after I ignored her for a good month. oops.

But now she has a 2-year visa, my current and home address, phone number, and a strong desire to potentially stalk/marry/kill me. It's pretty rad, and that's why i like Russians. They don't fuck around.

The New James Bond sucks

Ok, I don't actually know because I didn't see it, but they somehow managed to make Jack White suck by pairing him with Alicia Keys for the new theme song, and even the video game on Wii sucks. The only thing that didn't suck (presumably because hot girls never suck at being hot) was Olga Kurylenko, the bangin' Russian girl seen here...

... who by taking on the new Bond girl role started an amusing uproar among Russian communist bloggers. Here are some of their reactions provided by Russia Today:

"You agreed to be the girlfriend of a man who during his long career has killed hundreds of Soviet people, Cubans, Vietnamese, Koreans, Chinese and Nicaraguans."

"For years Bond was destroying the Soviet Union - the country where you were born. It was he who blew up Soviet factories and poured poison into our wells."

"You started by posing half-naked in glossy magazines and gradually found yourself in the arms of an American spy."

I think James Bond was a British sp ... who cares, I got off track, here are more pictures of Olga: