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this is hilarious. bout to copy paste. this poste mike make no sense.



NEW YORK — Three people were arrested and six others hurt Saturday after bedlam broke out while they waited to audition for "America's Next Top Model," police said.

Police didn't know what prompted the chaos involving hundreds of people outside the Park Central New York hotel in Manhattan. The panic left the street outside the hotel littered with shoes and clothing, according to news reports.

"It was pretty scary," Jessica Paravati told WNYW-TV. She said she was caught up in a stampede after waiting on line overnight, hoping for a shot at stardom on the reality show.

Two women and a man were arrested on disorderly conduct charges, police said. Authorities also shut down the audition, saying it wasn't properly organized.

Four injured people declined treatment, while two others were taken to a hospital, the fire department said. Their conditions weren't immediately available.

The phone rang unanswered at the hotel, and representatives for The CW Network, which airs the show, didn't immediately return calls.

The model competition is hosted by supermodel Tyra Banks, who also serves as its executive producer. The current season began March 4.

Her agent and publicist didn't immediately return telephone calls.

Banks has said she created the show to counter stereotypes about beauty, and Saturday's auditions were open only to women no taller than 5-foot-7, which is shorter than the industry's conventions.where is this girl's vagina? where is this guy's penis? do you think this is cool? do you think this alt cool? do you htink this is twween alt keut? do like no privates? are you asecxual? is society becoming asexual. are prirates becoming irrelevant? i mean privates,


asexuality.org don't support the cause


Jim Cramer is going on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart tonight and it's going to be AWESOME. if you haven't been keeping up with the whole Stewart-Cramer/CNBC drama i've posted all the needed videos (in reverse chronological order) to catch up... including the latest of Jimbob on Martha Stewart seen here.


ANCHOR WAR preview (wed. March 11th)





















In Cramer We Trust (Mon. March 9)





















Cramer whines on Today Show (tues. March 10th)



Jon on David Letterman (thu. March 5) - Fast Forward to 4:59



The Orginal that started it all (wed. March 4th)

This Condition Raids Rooms on Room Raiders 2.0

Anthony Gets Help From His Band Mates ...


http://www.mtv.com/videos/misc/345083/christinas-room.jhtml#id=1605857

Get this: an insider from This Condition tells me ROOM RAIDERS is completely scripted! ALL FAKE!

UPDATE: just click the goddarn link cuz embed isn't workin'

Rachel Ray Makes Me Feel Icky

Not only is Rachel Ray the most f'ing annoying person ever to grace a cooking show, but tonight she is doing the pleasure of spreading her annoyingness (and fugliness) to primetime television on ... ya know, i'm not even going to tell you, i don't want to accidentally promote this event.

Why do I even know this? She's the No. 1 google trend. Why? Because she is STILL f'ing talking about how she posed in FHM five years ago. Why do any of you googlers want to see her half naked?!?!? Are you fucking CRAZY? Fully clothed rachel ray makes me want to vomit enough as it is.

Ughgg. all right .whatever. here...

****WARNING... the following photos might make you feel icky, creepy, and perhaps asexual for a few moments/permanently, that is if you're not already part of the 1% (see Pitt Hosts Asexual Speaker).


Sorry I made you look at that.

and if you don't hate her as much as i do, trust me, you will in slow motion:

The ceremonious passing of the Late Night pickle from Conan O'Brien to Jimmy Fallon, will take full effect tonight at 12:35am as The Roots start crackin' and Lil Jim-bo saunters on stage. The giant pickle brings a lot of comedic responsibility, being originally passed from David Letterman to Conan O'Brien back during the 1993 takeover.

Jim-john's got a nice lineup for his first night, with Robert Dinero, Justin Timberlake (don't worry, not singing), and Van Morrison (BE EXCITED, HE IS SINGING... astral weeks to be specific).

I think I will like this Fallon show. Mostly because in an interview with The Daily Beast, Jim said he doesn't ever want to have Kanye West perform on his show. How astute, Jimmo.

Jimmy jim jom went on saying, "I don’t just want indie bands either. I want country-and-western. I want classical. As long as they’re interesting."

Cool, Jim. Maybe The Roots will be collaborating on stage with Van ...

On top of The Roots rockin' the house every show (?uest Love will supposedly be live tweeting too, right here) Jimmay says he's added a "mosh-pit area for 'the kids,' who will be allowed to come down onto the set from the audience when a musical guest or band is playing ... It’s time to see what kids look like again.”

YEAH! wait... what... kids... look like again? What the hell are you talking about, Jim.

WTF White Stripes are back? yay Conan



I was watching the tv and Jack and Meg came on ... uh WAIT WHAT! I thought they disbanded. Then i came out of my own little inebriated world and realized they were performing because it was Conan's last show. They played a lovely (not really) version of "we're going to be friends." the whole time i thought Jack was singing half in Italian. But that probably wasn't true either, especially now that i'm listening to it for a second time.

moral of the story: conan o'brien is moving to an earlier time slot on late night, a time when i probably won't be watching tv, and therefore cannot misconstrue his musical guests possible return to touring/use of the english language. oh, and that i like the white stripes a lot. but not when meg is trying to play guitar. WTF was she doing

Best Letterman Interview Ever


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lG-M1CWskeQ

I <3 Joaquin Phoenix

Is it all an act? Or is he really that fucked up? Either way, the new Joaquin is becoming really entertaining (much more than his last rapping exposition), and that beard rocks.

Dakota Fanning's Legs,



Here are 10 mins of Dakota Fanning's Legs, while David Letterman tries his hardest not to let any sexual comments slip. Oh, and she's 14 years old.

Wikipedia says that pedophilia "as a medical diagnosis, is defined as a psychological disorder in which an adult experiences a sexual preference for prepubescent children.[1][2][3]

Dakota has definitely hit puberty (I think).


IN OTHER NEWS (THAT'S NOT QUITE AS CREEPY)...

There's this cool feature on Twitter that allows you to search every tweet for any given term. It's good for getting a sense about how much your business, your company's product, or really anything is being hyped.
Right now "Spak Bros" is getting more hype than "Dakota Fanning's Legs." Despite Dakota's bangin' lower limbs, this is arguably justifiable.


Fur vests are in right now. In France.





People will not stop making Christian Bale parodies. It's pretty annoying.

People will not stop making David After Dentist parodies, either. That's also annoying.

Now they're making Bale after the Dentist parodies. Stop it! I'm going mad!
Bikini Girl (aka Katrina Darrell, website here) got kicked off of American Idol the other day, or so the internet tells me. I don't really care that she did, because I don't ever watch the show and I think she kind of sucks (not to mention she looks like an amateur pornstar) but I'm bringing this up because the other bikini girl, Casey Carlson (website here), is still on the show, thank God, because if she gets kicked off too early, Playboy won't give her a contract.

And I really want to see her naked. Because I'm a total pervert.

I still haven't figured out why both bikini girls' websites look exactly the same, or how they managed to make such crappy websites in general. oh well, i'm getting sidetracked, here:

Kanye Copies/Wants to be Me


Ok, Kanye West is a douche bag who can't sing; we all know this. But now he has crossed the line-- personally -- by copying my mullet, seen here at the Obama inaugural ball:

Yeah, I'm not African American, so his mullet is a little bit curlier, but if Kanye was white like me, his mullet would look just like mine. I'm calling you out, Kanye Copier. Asshole.

SIXTEEN New Reality Shows on MTV by 5/09

When I saw the headline claiming MTV plans 16 new reality shows in the next 4.5 months, my jaw dropped to the floor -- in a good way. Cancel my spring semester; I'm not going to be leaving my 24" zenith for awhile. This is so awesome. This is exactly what I need, what every young adult needs, what AMERICA needs! This might be the greatest news I've heard ... at least during all of today. I didn't even bother reading the details to see what the new shows are going to be. I'm just assuming The Hills cast is in all of them. Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

#2 Famous (sort of) People Celebrating Xmas

Marquette Basketball Team

I hate Marquette by the way; I'm glad they lost to Tennessee a couple days ago. James is a total dick. Pitt is still undefeated, ranked #3 in the nation. Which reminds me, I wonder what our favorite team member Austin Wallace is up to these days...

...according to facebook...

Austin is saying im tired of hearing all this he said, she said shit, unless he said, she said she on my DICK!!! 3:36pm

I couldn't have put it any better myself.

FOTC Season 2: Episode 1



The quality is OK, not hulu.com standards (and can only be seen in the US, sorry France). I thought the episode was good, not great. I'm prepared to be let down from last season. What is that effect called when you remember things being a lot greater than they actually were? I think I have that. But able to recognize. So then I guess it's not that. Whatever.

I'm Back, I Missed You

I'll be honest, I've been going through severe withdrawal. Blogging is clearly more addictive and potentially more destructive than any drugs Nancy Reagan will warn you about. And you know I've done them all. Please, I urge none of you to start.

After about a week off, I've done some real contemplation, and I'm not sure where this general blog is headed. Don't worry, I'll try to keep updating on the important things like Audrey O'Day, hipsters, and Russia. But perhaps you, the Celeblog Nation, deserve to hear a more real voice. A voice of truth. We're bombarded by morons like Kanye West, who declared himself last week "the voice of this generation." Well fuck him. I'm the voice now.

(Interjection:just received a text from COOLJ: "I am going to sleep bc i started to sing my god is an awessome god, and substituted cat for god" here's the song if you're not familiar, it's really god, er, good.)

So to start off my new voice-of-this-generation agenda, i give you ...

...another person's voice that is much more inspiring: late Carnegie Mellon University professor Randy Pausch's Last Lecture. Watch it when you have a free hour.

Ok, so maybe I should just stick with posting pictures of Victoria Secret butts and viral videos of cats eating spaghetti. It gets frustrating though. Especially today-- I'm sure you already know, there hasn't been anything good on the internet for the past week. So, this is what you get:

This abusable, molestable fembot is all over the news. This is fucked up. Should I be laughing at this?


Hey ladies! All My Children says man-thongs are in. Watch closely at :12


Man-Thong UPDATE:

What I like most is he "promises" that he "does not wear a thong." This is a strange promise to make, especially because promises in this tone are usually lies. I usually make similar, drunk promises like "I promise I won't drive home" or "I promise I'll pull out." What's more strange is that his promise/lie has no real reason behind it. My lies, on the other hand, usually revolve around tricking someone to sleep with me-- a worthy cause you'd all agree. But everyone knows that girls love thongs, so why would he deny wearing one? And why would he go as far as making a televised, verbal contract about it? And now that he has, what are the ramifications if he breaks this bond of trust with Barabara Walters?!

To be honest, I liked him better we he did wear a thong-- whoever he is. But after this masculine-reaffirming promise/lie, one thing we do know about him is that he's a real man's man. That's why he's on day-time soaps, for the poontang obvi.

here are more great men of tv:







They've been hyping this thing for awhile now, but finally tonight on the Sundance Channel Elvis Costello premieres his new talk-show. Elvis knows a bunch of famous music people, so they'll all be there, like The Velvet Underground's Lou Reed who (rumor has it) has resorted to naming up and coming Nashville bands part-time to make ends meet (see The Deep Vibration).

The show has gotten some mixed reviews, and I don't get the Sundance Channel, and I doubt none of you do either unless you're a lot more hip than me, but I also doubt that too, so, I guess we'll never know for sure... hulu?

UPDATE:

Some good collaborative noise:


"Writing is writing. You're God when you're writing..."

First Drafts


Dec 1: New Spaghetti Cat

The new Spaghetti Cat is everywhere today:


Original Spaghetti Cat:



Spaghetti Baby:























Spaghetti Dog:
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