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Showing posts with label On Tehs Internets sTufF. Show all posts
Wikipedia says that pedophilia "as a medical diagnosis, is defined as a psychological disorder in which an adult experiences a sexual preference for prepubescent children.[1][2][3]
Dakota has definitely hit puberty (I think).
IN OTHER NEWS (THAT'S NOT QUITE AS CREEPY)...
There's this cool feature on Twitter that allows you to search every tweet for any given term. It's good for getting a sense about how much your business, your company's product, or really anything is being hyped.
Right now "Spak Bros" is getting more hype than "Dakota Fanning's Legs." Despite Dakota's bangin' lower limbs, this is arguably justifiable.
Fur vests are in right now. In France.People will not stop making Christian Bale parodies. It's pretty annoying.
People will not stop making David After Dentist parodies, either. That's also annoying.
Now they're making Bale after the Dentist parodies. Stop it! I'm going mad!
The xxx part is still up in the air, but I'm betting right now that Joe's gonna do some nasty stuff. Just look at what they said on their MySpace:Hey everyone! We had so much fun with our first FANFAMILY EXPERIENCE. We spent almost 5 hours commenting to all of our fans. It was awesome! OUR NEXT FANFAMILY EXPERIENCE is going to be THIS SUNDAY!!!! SUNDAY, JANUARY 18TH at 5 PM EST (EASTERN STANDARD TIME) JOIN US FOR OUR FIRST LIVE VIDEO CHAT IN ALMOST A YEAR AND A HALF!!! Just go to: http://www.Justin.tv/JonasBrothers If you desire to join the live video chat, you will need to create an account and login in order to join the chat. Then just be ready to ask us questions and spend time with us. Once again, we will be looking for ways throughout 2009 to connect with our fans more. Thanks for helping us live our dream! JB Kevin, Joe and Nick
if you reverse "JB" it's BJ ...
Also, "we spent almost 5 hours com...ing to all our fans. It was awesome!"
WHOA! Virgin eyes will bleed this Sunday.
Don't miss out yourself either, Jan. 18th, 5pm here on justin.tv.
And check out jonas brothers fan fiction here.
CORRECTIONS & UPDATES
-Andrew Bird IS playing at Pittsburgh's Carnegie Music Hall on April 7th (and so is Morrissey on March 17th). You can listen to Bird's full new album, Noble Beast, streaming here. I've only gotten through 2 tracks so far and it sounded a bit dull, so I've switched to this stream of his new instrumental "deluxe-edition disc" called Useless Creatures. I like it better already; good for sleep.
-Dr. Pepper did NOT lie. I got my free DP in the mail-- a coupon-- not an actual bottle. So it worked. Well, I assume it will. It's still crumpled up in my coat pocket waiting for just the right moment.
-Wayne Coyne's film "Christmas on Mars" DID come to Pittsburgh for a short time, Dec. 19 & 20, courtesy of the Pittsburgh Filmmakers.
-Gisele and Tom Brady, according to his father and sister, did NOT get engaged.
-This is NOT what boobs are made for:
-Andrew Bird IS playing at Pittsburgh's Carnegie Music Hall on April 7th (and so is Morrissey on March 17th). You can listen to Bird's full new album, Noble Beast, streaming here. I've only gotten through 2 tracks so far and it sounded a bit dull, so I've switched to this stream of his new instrumental "deluxe-edition disc" called Useless Creatures. I like it better already; good for sleep.
-Dr. Pepper did NOT lie. I got my free DP in the mail-- a coupon-- not an actual bottle. So it worked. Well, I assume it will. It's still crumpled up in my coat pocket waiting for just the right moment.
-Wayne Coyne's film "Christmas on Mars" DID come to Pittsburgh for a short time, Dec. 19 & 20, courtesy of the Pittsburgh Filmmakers.
-Gisele and Tom Brady, according to his father and sister, did NOT get engaged.
-This is NOT what boobs are made for:
Other cultures don't eat hamburgers.
I've never watched a video where I repeatedly went back-and-forth from thinking "this is the dumbest thing I've ever seen" to " wait, this is kind of awesome" as much as this one. I think I found my post-grad plans. Jona?
I wonder how much money they spent dressing those people in traditional garb.
I'll be honest, I've been going through severe withdrawal. Blogging is clearly more addictive and potentially more destructive than any drugs Nancy Reagan will warn you about. And you know I've done them all. Please, I urge none of you to start.After about a week off, I've done some real contemplation, and I'm not sure where this general blog is headed. Don't worry, I'll try to keep updating on the important things like Audrey O'Day, hipsters, and Russia. But perhaps you, the Celeblog Nation, deserve to hear a more real voice. A voice of truth. We're bombarded by morons like Kanye West, who declared himself last week "the voice of this generation." Well fuck him. I'm the voice now.
(Interjection:just received a text from COOLJ: "I am going to sleep bc i started to sing my god is an awessome god, and substituted cat for god" here's the song if you're not familiar, it's really god, er, good.)
So to start off my new voice-of-this-generation agenda, i give you ...
...another person's voice that is much more inspiring: late Carnegie Mellon University professor Randy Pausch's Last Lecture. Watch it when you have a free hour.
Ok, so maybe I should just stick with posting pictures of Victoria Secret butts and viral videos of cats eating spaghetti. It gets frustrating though. Especially today-- I'm sure you already know, there hasn't been anything good on the internet for the past week. So, this is what you get:
This abusable, molestable fembot is all over the news. This is fucked up. Should I be laughing at this?
Hey ladies! All My Children says man-thongs are in. Watch closely at :12
Man-Thong UPDATE:
What I like most is he "promises" that he "does not wear a thong." This is a strange promise to make, especially because promises in this tone are usually lies. I usually make similar, drunk promises like "I promise I won't drive home" or "I promise I'll pull out." What's more strange is that his promise/lie has no real reason behind it. My lies, on the other hand, usually revolve around tricking someone to sleep with me-- a worthy cause you'd all agree. But everyone knows that girls love thongs, so why would he deny wearing one? And why would he go as far as making a televised, verbal contract about it? And now that he has, what are the ramifications if he breaks this bond of trust with Barabara Walters?!
To be honest, I liked him better we he did wear a thong-- whoever he is. But after this masculine-reaffirming promise/lie, one thing we do know about him is that he's a real man's man. That's why he's on day-time soaps, for the poontang obvi.
here are more great men of tv:
Hey ladies! All My Children says man-thongs are in. Watch closely at :12
Man-Thong UPDATE:
What I like most is he "promises" that he "does not wear a thong." This is a strange promise to make, especially because promises in this tone are usually lies. I usually make similar, drunk promises like "I promise I won't drive home" or "I promise I'll pull out." What's more strange is that his promise/lie has no real reason behind it. My lies, on the other hand, usually revolve around tricking someone to sleep with me-- a worthy cause you'd all agree. But everyone knows that girls love thongs, so why would he deny wearing one? And why would he go as far as making a televised, verbal contract about it? And now that he has, what are the ramifications if he breaks this bond of trust with Barabara Walters?!
To be honest, I liked him better we he did wear a thong-- whoever he is. But after this masculine-reaffirming promise/lie, one thing we do know about him is that he's a real man's man. That's why he's on day-time soaps, for the poontang obvi.
here are more great men of tv:
I know you all care about this a lot.
It loads slow. But definitely worth it.
why am i even pretending. i haven't even attempted to watch it myself.
why am i even pretending. i haven't even attempted to watch it myself.
UPDATE better non-korean hosted:
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