Uggs and Skirts to Be Banned at University Of Alabama

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Tuscaloosa, AL -

"'It’s a trend I want to curtail,' said Wentz, relatively new to town, having moved here about three months ago... He’s originally from Pennsylvania...

'We didn’t even have this up north, even though we have snow and could actually use them,' he said. 'Just driving around campus here is unlike anything I’ve seen anywhere else.'

Sheepskin boots have been worn around the world for centuries, but the Uggs name is more recent. World War I aviators wore a sheepskin boot they called 'fugs.' 'Ugg' seems to have come from the Autralian slang 'ugh' for ugly. Surfers and skiiers popularized the boot as after-workout wear, to keep their feet warm. A representative for UGG Australia, one of the leading makers of the boots, declined to comment.

If his petition is successful - as of late last week, he had 23 signatures at his 94.1 site - Wentz wants to take it to Tuscaloosa Mayor Maddox and UA President Witt. Legislative action is not planned."



This is a great idea. Because I know women love to rip things off and burn them when they feel under attack (see bra burnings). If every college girl burns her Uggs in protest, then every college girl will automatically increase in hotness by at least 2 points. And if they rip off their skirts and burn them, 4 or 5 points. Unless she's fat and should have been wearing long pants in the first place, then -6 points.

Hoof High Heels fur Devil Girls

Ich muss beim Schuh-Fetisch so mancher Dame schon manchmal in mich reingiggeln und habe das Thema schon lange als naturgegeben abgehakt. Eine Begründung dafür habe ich trotzdem nicht. Having said that: Wie supercool sind denn bitte diese Huf-Highheels? Jede Dame, die einen davon zusammen mit einem Standard-Schwarzleder-Highheel trägt, würde ich auf der Stelle heiraten. Huf-Highheels für Devils Girls. Aaaaaaaw!


UPDATE: Here is the translation done by Rent-A-German, B. Muller:

Concerning teh shoe fetish of some ladys I have to giggle (No joke, he said giggle!) and already put that topic as naturally given aside. Yet I still don't have a proper explanationn for it! Having said that: How supercool are those hoof Highheels? I'd marry every Lady, that wears one with a standard Black Lace Leather Highheel. Hoof-Highheels for Devils Girls. Aaaaaaaw!