Dakota Fanning's Legs,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpj5giISFbQ

Here are 10 mins of Dakota Fanning's Legs, while David Letterman tries his hardest not to let any sexual comments slip. Oh, and she's 14 years old.

Wikipedia says that pedophilia "as a medical diagnosis, is defined as a psychological disorder in which an adult experiences a sexual preference for prepubescent children.<sup>[1][2][3]

Dakota has definitely hit puberty (I think).


IN OTHER NEWS (THAT'S NOT QUITE AS CREEPY)...

There's this cool feature on Twitter that allows you to search every tweet for any given term. It's good for getting a sense about how much your business, your company's product, or really anything is being hyped.
Right now "Spak Bros" is getting more hype than "Dakota Fanning's Legs." Despite Dakota's bangin' lower limbs, this is arguably justifiable.</sup>


Fur vests are in right now. In France.





<sup>People will not stop making Christian Bale parodies. It's pretty annoying.

People will not stop making David After Dentist parodies, either. That's also annoying.

Now they're making Bale after the Dentist parodies. Stop it! I'm going mad!</sup>

Because I Promise 100% Truth

CORRECTIONS & UPDATES

-Andrew Bird IS playing at Pittsburgh's Carnegie Music Hall on April 7th (and so is Morrissey on March 17th). You can listen to Bird's full new album, Noble Beast, streaming here. I've only gotten through 2 tracks so far and it sounded a bit dull, so I've switched to this stream of his new instrumental "deluxe-edition disc" called Useless Creatures. I like it better already; good for sleep.

-Dr. Pepper did NOT lie. I got my free DP in the mail-- a coupon-- not an actual bottle. So it worked. Well, I assume it will. It's still crumpled up in my coat pocket waiting for just the right moment.

-Wayne Coyne's film "Christmas on Mars" DID come to Pittsburgh for a short time, Dec. 19 & 20, courtesy of the Pittsburgh Filmmakers.

-Gisele and Tom Brady, according to his father and sister, did NOT get engaged.

-This is NOT what boobs are made for:

Byron F Garcia

I Feel For You David Archuleta Fans

I admit, I have no idea who David Archuleta is, and I really don't care. This footage is about 6 months old; nonetheless, the hilarity of crying 11 year olds is worth being shown to you: