Welcome to The Pitt

i dont play videogames anymore (because i'm too mature[and bc some douche stole all my xbox games last year])

BUT ... Bethesda is releasing this awesome looking video game later this month for Xbox that "allows you to travel to the post-apocalyptic remains of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania and become embroiled in a conflict between slaves and their Raider masters."


BOOOYEAH! i'm totally buying this. wait. shit. i dont have a 360. fuck.

Local TV Station Awkwardly Makes Conan O'Brien Hold Steelers Jersey

Then, WPXI made him hang out with Steely McBeam

Pose with 500 hundred WPXI employees, including Penny Finnegan

And wrapped it up with Pgh city council president naming June 1st Conan O'Brien day. WTF

WPXI asked him if he'd ever do a show in Pittsburgh. He replied, "Uh yes, I'd consider doing a show in Pittsburgh, it seems like a great town, lot of enthusiasm here? Uhh... there might be a little problem finding celebrity guests. We could probably get Jeff Goldblum for 3 of the 5 shows ..."

Flaming Lips: Arcade Fire is a Fugly Slut

This shit is all over those really hip music blogs (like dis one, or dis one). Warning: only proceed if you're interested in The Flaming Lips and Arcade Fire (and if you're not, you can just block this webaddress permanently because I don't want your tasteless, mainstream eyes on my writing again [jkjk lul! {sort of}]).

About 5 and a 1/2 hours ago, as I write this, Rolling Stone's Smoking Section blog broke open some new high-school music drama. And no, I'm not talking about High School the Musical... sorry (maybe more on Vanessa Hudgens later).

*of age*

This time, RS quoted a private phone conversation with Wayne Coyne, leader of The Flaming Lips, where he says 1) the Arcade Fire are a bunch of pompous pricks, 2) they don't deserve the credit they get, and 3) they treat their fans like shit. And he drops in some big 'ol "fuck you"s in there for fun.

Within hours, Win Butler, leader of Arcade Fire, responded on his website with a i'm-going-to-be-more-mature-about-this response, citing that Wayne only met the band once and how Wayne is wont to put his foot in his mouth after criticizing other artists (see Wayne's 2oo3 opinion of Verve, Beck, and Radiohead).

So who wins?

I think no one. Because this is dumb. I can't wait for when i'm famous and Perez hilton is quoted on a private phone conversation saying i'm a prick. I can't wait to write that response! WOOT

FYI i hate perezhilton. i will try to never mention his name again. don't go to his site. he's an idiot.

i am much less of an idiot. obviously. just look at the design of this website. only a genius could... i digress.

Britney Spears Boobie Tassels

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKhHfTMKIOQ

Brit brit looks good.

Lookin' Round the Room, I Can Tell That You

Are the most beautiful girl in the -- room

In the whole wide room

And when you're on the street

Depending on the street
I bet you are definitely in the top three
Good looking girls on the street

You're so beautiful
You could be a waitress
You're so beautiful
You could be an air hostess in the 60s
You're so beautiful
You could be a part time model


(mp3) FOTC - The Most Beautiful Girl in the Room

Rachel Ray Makes Me Feel Icky

Not only is Rachel Ray the most f'ing annoying person ever to grace a cooking show, but tonight she is doing the pleasure of spreading her annoyingness (and fugliness) to primetime television on ... ya know, i'm not even going to tell you, i don't want to accidentally promote this event.

Why do I even know this? She's the No. 1 google trend. Why? Because she is STILL f'ing talking about how she posed in FHM five years ago. Why do any of you googlers want to see her half naked?!?!? Are you fucking CRAZY? Fully clothed rachel ray makes me want to vomit enough as it is.

Ughgg. all right .whatever. here...

****WARNING... the following photos might make you feel icky, creepy, and perhaps asexual for a few moments/permanently, that is if you're not already part of the 1% (see Pitt Hosts Asexual Speaker).


Sorry I made you look at that.

and if you don't hate her as much as i do, trust me, you will in slow motion:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uG4ev4xo3Ow

Conan Gives the Late Night Pickle to Fallon

The ceremonious passing of the Late Night pickle from Conan O'Brien to Jimmy Fallon, will take full effect tonight at 12:35am as The Roots start crackin' and Lil Jim-bo saunters on stage. The giant pickle brings a lot of comedic responsibility, being originally passed from David Letterman to Conan O'Brien back during the 1993 takeover.

Jim-john's got a nice lineup for his first night, with Robert Dinero, Justin Timberlake (don't worry, not singing), and Van Morrison (BE EXCITED, HE IS SINGING... astral weeks to be specific).

I think I will like this Fallon show. Mostly because in an interview with The Daily Beast, Jim said he doesn't ever want to have Kanye West perform on his show. How astute, Jimmo.

Jimmy jim jom went on saying, "I don’t just want indie bands either. I want country-and-western. I want classical. As long as they’re interesting."

Cool, Jim. Maybe The Roots will be collaborating on stage with Van ...

On top of The Roots rockin' the house every show (?uest Love will supposedly be live tweeting too, right here) Jimmay says he's added a "mosh-pit area for 'the kids,' who will be allowed to come down onto the set from the audience when a musical guest or band is playing ... It’s time to see what kids look like again.”

YEAH! wait... what... kids... look like again? What the hell are you talking about, Jim.