The New James Bond sucks

Ok, I don't actually know because I didn't see it, but they somehow managed to make Jack White suck by pairing him with Alicia Keys for the new theme song, and even the video game on Wii sucks. The only thing that didn't suck (presumably because hot girls never suck at being hot) was Olga Kurylenko, the bangin' Russian girl seen here...

... who by taking on the new Bond girl role started an amusing uproar among Russian communist bloggers. Here are some of their reactions provided by Russia Today:

"You agreed to be the girlfriend of a man who during his long career has killed hundreds of Soviet people, Cubans, Vietnamese, Koreans, Chinese and Nicaraguans."

"For years Bond was destroying the Soviet Union - the country where you were born. It was he who blew up Soviet factories and poured poison into our wells."

"You started by posing half-naked in glossy magazines and gradually found yourself in the arms of an American spy."

I think James Bond was a British sp ... who cares, I got off track, here are more pictures of Olga:

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