Arrested Development the Movie ...

is arrested because of the little prick, Michael Cera. Just because you were in a couple really popular movies recently (Superbad, and that fake-indie one about teen pregnancy that just played "cool" music in the background) you think you can hold up production. The whole cast of Arrested Development wants to do it, except you, you freaking idiot.


Don't get me wrong, I've really liked Michael Cera ... till about... right now. He was awesome in AD and good in his other movies (even though he can only play one character [who is, in fact, actually just his own personality] {therefore requiring no skill in acting whatsoever (but that's another story)}]). But anyway, I wish he'd stop being a diva and sign on to this movie, before Hulu.com starts charging a membership fee.


I thought Guy_Whitey Corngood made a good suggestion:
Guy_Whitey_Corngood 11:09 AM on Wed Jan 21 2009
The whole movie should just be the Bluth family standing around the whole time, constantly asking "Where's George Michael?"...Poochie style.

Mel Gibstein had an intelligent solution as well:
Mel Gibstein 11:46 AM on Wed Jan 21 2009
At this point, it would be great if they just had Carrot Top play George Michael ...

But I thought this one, by BusterBluth, was the best answer:
busterbluth 4:56 PM on Wed Jan 21 2009
WTF, Cera, you're gonna maybe put the script in the shredder? I want to crown you King Douche. Also, I got a fresh batch of poisoned muffins for you. And the attached note says "I know where you live. Hahaha."

Sincerely,

The Glitter Queen


Hmmm....interesting. Perhaps, this situation can only be properly expressed in song:

WTF Cera Cera?! (Que Sera Sera)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=st-b__kHnuk

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