Tom Cruise Sucks

He's nominated for a Golden Globe for playing Les Grossman in Tropic Thunder? Anyone see that movie? Because I did, yesterday in fact, and I almost committed suicide. Cruise's character sucked. Comcast should have paid me to watch it. And I'm still having nightmarish flashbacks of Austin Powers in Goldmember.

Then I read this on E!:

"I've talked about doing different videos with the character," Cruise said. "I've started working with Ben [Stiller] on it, and we've kind of talked about different things to do. We were gonna do some in our free time, but we haven't found the free time…yet."

Hell no. Please, everyone, find a way to keep Tom Cruise busy for the rest of his life. Please, please, please. Operation Humble Cruise.

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