This is one of the saddest days of my post pre-pubescent life. Zooey Deschanel is now engaged. To Ben Gibbard. Damn him.
I should have picked up on the hints of this secret love, like back in August when Zoey & Ben formed an indie super-group at the Democratic National Convention with Jenny Lewis, et al.
I haven't seen what Ben Gibbard looks like since 2006 Bonnaroo, and I didn't even recognize him. Facial hair and thick glasses. Totally copied me, Asshole. Zooey, you must have confused this happy guitar player with yours truly.
She and Him should not be
It should be me
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