Nicole Kidman has announced she's going to star in and produce the indie film, The Danish Girl, based on some true story that has a plot like this: Nicole Kidman is the world's first post-op transsexual, is married to Charlize Theron, and they do it... a lot. This sounds like the best movie ever made. Both actresses have already won Academy Awards for playing lesbians so they should be able to make it look realistic. It should be right up there with Brooke Shield's 15 year old, nude performance in Blue Lagoon. I'm just glad Nicole's the transsexual because Charlize is way hotter, but not as a hot as Brooke Shields at age 15. No one can be that hot. And no one has ever instantly created as many pedophiles as her either.
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neil you just posted child porn. i love this movie though.. especially when, after 8.5 months, she realizes she's pregnant. i really like your celeb gossip site, maybe i can ween myself away from perez with it?
plz, perez is dumb
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